Fuck grammar and read on!
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Here we have rural shitholes, urban shitholes and metropolitan shitholes that’ll suit the size and texture of your shit.
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When I lived in a small town, I could always be alone and lonely at the same time. Now I’m in the megacity, I can still be lonely, but not that easily alone. I wanted to yell at every person around me: leave me the fuck alone! They just wouldn’t listen.
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Does God answer the prayers of nonbelievers? Yo, God! Yeah I’m hollering at you. Show me some Tom Hardy’s ass up close, if you please, for a nice fifteen minutes, then I’ll convert, how about that?
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Those people who claim they can’t live a dogless life, guess what, all your dogs, including the dead ones, could have lived a humanless life.
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It sounds to me like People Square is a gathering place solely for those square people.
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When you say you don’t want to live anymore, you better mean it. Otherwise the people who really don’t want to live might lose their chance of being saved simply because of you being the douche who cried the wolf.
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* On dating app * Why would a guy post a picture of him hanging with two bear daddies while sucking on something like a giant tube and still believe he could attract any girl’s attention?